Desperate Times

I received this today in an email:

desperate times recipe
1 slice of American cheese (that cheap nasty processed stuff but hey, it was in the fridge)
cut it into 16 pieces and sprinkle with
salt, chili powder, garlic powder on both sides
spray a cookie sheet put them on it and bake for about 7 min
take them off the plate when they finish and let them cool til they harden
they taste like goldfish crackers
very good

And I would be wrong if I didn't tell you that I ate this earlier this week:

Hot Pocket Omelet

Heat 1 lean Supreme Pizza Hot Pocket in the microwave

While HP is heating, mix three egg whites in a small bowl

When HP is warm, scrape out the insides onto a plate (meatballs, something that resembles onions, bell pepper shaped things, cheese)

*throw bready, Hot Pocket crust into trash*

Pour egg whites into a greased skillet

when it begins to bubble dump hot pocket filling onto egg

cook thoroughly, flip if necessary.

Yummy!

*this is not necessary if you're not following a low carb diet and actually like the way it tastes